Wednesday, May 07, 2008

I Married The King Of The Dorks

Me: Honey, you need to get up

GH: *mumbling from under the covers*

Me: Seriously, you need to get your ass out of bed!

GH: I'm gathering energy from the earth. I'll be up in a minute.

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Me: Sweetie, can you please come help me with dinner?

GH: There is no dinner. There is only Zorg.

Me: Fine, then can you please come help me make some Zorg?

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GH: (Wraping up some really long boring story about some argument he was having in his online Lord Of The Rings game) ... and so then I just said "You Win!" because that's the only way to really win an argument. It makes the other person look like a total jerk.

Me: Hmmmmm (thoughtfully) Did you consider just saying "I know you are, but what am I?"

GH: You obviously didn't get the point. That would have been totally immature.

Me: How about "I am rubber you are glue."?

GH: No, that's still immature. You just don't get it.

Me: Honey, have you ever stopped to consider that you're a grown man playing an online fantasy game? I think you may have missed my point.

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I love him to death, but did you catch that he plays Lord Of The Rings Online? Can I just point that out again for the record? Just call me Mrs. Dork.


Angela said...

LOL!!!! I love this... especially the Zorg part!

emily said...

Mrs. Dork, so lovely to meet you. I am Mrs. Geek.

But we don't have zorgs here... sounds like fun though :)

Angela said...

I have two awards for you... look at the last post on the page and the first one...

Angela said...

So how was your Mother's Day??

painted maypole said...

My husband may have to compete with yours, and when he does I'll be sure he's wearing the shirt I bought him: "I'm not a geek, I'm a level 12 Paladin"

Christine said...

That is too funny! Thanks for the much-needed laugh!

Defiantmuse said...

LOL. dude, that is freakin' hilarious.

Alicia said...

Hey, I thought my husband was King of Dorks!

Nuitaran said...

That's Zhuul thank you. And it's a Ghostbusters reference. *sigh* Nobody understands me....