* Earlier in the day, the kids had watched a Sylvan Learning Center commercial that said kids loose two months worth of their education over summer vacation*
G:Mom, why do you loose so much learning over the summer?
K: I know, I know!
Me: Oh yeah?
K: Yup. It's because in the summer time you go swimming, and when the water gets in your ears, it washes away all of the information in your brain.
Me: Close enough.